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Fort Myers Beach, Florida - Vacationers at a Fort Myers Beach Holiday Inn called deputies on Saturday night, reporting that a naked man was running around the building, and soliciting people to touch him.

When deputies approached the man, 26-year-old Jeremy Miljour of Bonita Springs, they say he became aggressive, and that's when they decided to taser him.

Unfortunately for Miljour, a probe from the taser latched on to his genitals when they tasered him with 50,000 volts. This however did not subdue him, so they tasered him a second time forcing him to surrender.

Miljour then had the probe removed at the hospital.


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jvon wrote on Nov 23, '05
I have a feeling that I am supposed to be appalled at this, but I would just like to say

HAHAHAHAHA.

Do not attack taser-wielding police without pants on. Let this be a lesson to all you freaks. ;)

christene wrote on Nov 23, '05
Imagine the conversation at that hospital. "You remove it." "No, YOU remove it!!"

mcpierce wrote on Nov 23, '05
jvon said
I have a feeling that I am supposed to be appalled at this, but I would just like to say

HAHAHAHAHA.

Do not attack taser-wielding police without pants on. Let this be a lesson to all you freaks. ;)

I feel no sympathy for the guy, only empathy. I instinctively protected my gems when I read this...
mcpierce wrote on Nov 23, '05
Imagine the conversation at that hospital. "You remove it." "No, YOU remove it!!"

"Hey, you can read by them now!"
sassycheesehead wrote on Nov 23, '05
Dang... makes you wonder what sort of substances he had ingested prior to his antics, so that 50000V to the sack didn't bring him down.
dreadbelly wrote on Nov 23, '05
That's gotta be like sticking your dick in a lightsocket.

Yeeouch.
mcpierce wrote on Nov 23, '05
Dang... makes you wonder what sort of substances he had ingested prior to his antics, so that 50000V to the sack didn't bring him down.
He should be glad they were mostly weak electrolytes! :D
deadlyblur wrote on Nov 23, '05
I was in a novelty shop recently (Spencers) when I saw this electric zapper game. In a nutshell 2 to 4 people hold onto a metal prong/joystick and when the timer goes off it's a race to see who can push a button first that will zap everyone else. So this game was set up and I thought to myself, "self, surely the shock can't be that bad" so I grabbed a joystick, waited for the time to go off then pushed the button. Voila...no shock. Okay so I played again and this time I pushed the button before the timer went off and well let's say my hand flew off the joystick and tingled for a few minutes afterward. Sado-game...
mcpierce wrote on Nov 23, '05
Sado-game...
Can't wait to see how long it takes before someone sues the game manufacturer...
deadlyblur wrote on Nov 23, '05
Can't wait to see how long it takes before someone sues the game manufacturer...
I was curious about that too. The box said the game shouldn't be played by people with pacemakers. I also noticed the game has a high voltage shock setting and a low voltage setting, which unfortunately I didn't discover until after I shocked myself, joy. Then yesterday while at a local video store I saw where the same company that produces this game has come out with a line of gag gifts that shock you, including a stapler and a pen. They also produce a laser tag type of game that shocks you when you're hit...insane...but a little cool...heh-heh.
dreadbelly wrote on Nov 23, '05
Don't wizz on the electric fence!

You eeeeeeeeeeeeediot.

I miss Ren and Stimpy.
aaroncarr wrote on Nov 23, '05
Yanno....

This might be the beginning of an all new freak subculture.

People meeting in darkened back rooms, taking turns with the taser, seeing who can become the most stimulated from the 50K v jolt to the sack.

Metis might have to make a whole new line of toys for the taser crowd. LOL
sassycheesehead wrote on Nov 23, '05
I was in a novelty shop recently (Spencers) when I saw this electric zapper game. In a nutshell 2 to 4 people hold onto a metal prong/joystick and when the timer goes off it's a race to see who can push a button first that will zap everyone else. So this game was set up and I thought to myself, "self, surely the shock can't be that bad" so I grabbed a joystick, waited for the time to go off then pushed the button. Voila...no shock. Okay so I played again and this time I pushed the button before the timer went off and well let's say my hand flew off the joystick and tingled for a few minutes afterward. Sado-game...
No disrespect to the Y chromosome intended, but a guy had to have come up with this idea...
jadae wrote on Nov 23, '05
Unfortunately for Miljour, a probe from the taser latched on to his genitals when they tasered him with 50,000 volts. This however did not subdue him, so they tasered him a second time forcing him to surrender.
Ew gross haha. Now I want to know why he was streakin' horny :x
skyfire9 wrote on Nov 28, '05
Dang... makes you wonder what sort of substances he had ingested prior to his antics, so that 50000V to the sack didn't bring him down.
Exactly!
jadae wrote on Nov 28, '05
I wonder if you can get physical therapy for that sort of injury and if insurance would cover it :x
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