Link: http://www.tampabays10.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=21523Fort Myers Beach, Florida - Vacationers at a Fort Myers Beach Holiday Inn called deputies on Saturday night, reporting that a naked man was running around the building, and soliciting people to touch him.
When deputies approached the man, 26-year-old Jeremy Miljour of Bonita Springs, they say he became aggressive, and that's when they decided to taser him.
Unfortunately for Miljour, a probe from the taser latched on to his genitals when they tasered him with 50,000 volts. This however did not subdue him, so they tasered him a second time forcing him to surrender.
Miljour then had the probe removed at the hospital.   | jvon wrote on Nov 23, '05 I have a feeling that I am supposed to be appalled at this, but I would just like to say
HAHAHAHAHA.
Do not attack taser-wielding police without pants on. Let this be a lesson to all you freaks. ;)
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 | Imagine the conversation at that hospital. "You remove it." "No, YOU remove it!!"
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 | Dang... makes you wonder what sort of substances he had ingested prior to his antics, so that 50000V to the sack didn't bring him down. |
 | That's gotta be like sticking your dick in a lightsocket.
Yeeouch. |
 | I was in a novelty shop recently (Spencers) when I saw this electric zapper game. In a nutshell 2 to 4 people hold onto a metal prong/joystick and when the timer goes off it's a race to see who can push a button first that will zap everyone else. So this game was set up and I thought to myself, "self, surely the shock can't be that bad" so I grabbed a joystick, waited for the time to go off then pushed the button. Voila...no shock. Okay so I played again and this time I pushed the button before the timer went off and well let's say my hand flew off the joystick and tingled for a few minutes afterward. Sado-game... |
 | Don't wizz on the electric fence!
You eeeeeeeeeeeeediot.
I miss Ren and Stimpy. |
 | Yanno....
This might be the beginning of an all new freak subculture.
People meeting in darkened back rooms, taking turns with the taser, seeing who can become the most stimulated from the 50K v jolt to the sack.
Metis might have to make a whole new line of toys for the taser crowd. LOL |
 | jadae wrote on Nov 23, '05 Unfortunately for Miljour, a probe from the taser latched on to his genitals when they tasered him with 50,000 volts. This however did not subdue him, so they tasered him a second time forcing him to surrender.  Ew gross haha. Now I want to know why he was streakin' horny :x |
 | jadae wrote on Nov 28, '05 I wonder if you can get physical therapy for that sort of injury and if insurance would cover it :x |
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